Disneyland

Mama and Walt Disney say I need a man to save me

I say, "Mama, I'm depressed," she says, "You need a boyfriend"

Snow White is immortal


I work at a cupcake store in the Great Imagination

I wear pink lipgloss and smile, "Can I get you anything else?"

Perhaps a lick of my cherry?


One compliment can feed me for a week.

Give me validation, and I'm weak.

It takes work to look this scared.


If you sing me "Brown-Eyed girl"

I'll gouge my eyes out with a spork

So You can get a closer look...


And if I'm sleeping like a good corpse

Don't hesitate to kiss me, or whatever

Because then I'll be a good corpse, awake