Guide to Being a Teenage Girl by Not Fox News

Guide to Being a Teenage Girl By Not Fox News

1. Eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. If you’re too lazy to find a spoon/you are glued to the Property Brothers Marathon, use your finger. It’s just as effective.

2. Twist your hair into a ballerina bun, minus the ballerina. This is an acceptable look for school. It makes people think that you’re too cool to try, when in reality, you couldn’t find your hairbrush, or you’re trying to hide scalp flakes.

3. If you don't get at least 6 hours of sleep, you can wear sweatpants in public. Actually, if you don't get at least 12 hours of sleep, you can wear sweatpants in public. You are encouraged to wear sweatpants in public.

4. Put chocolate in your oatmeal. It's delicious.

5. Most of those girls on instagram are using a photoshop app. Don't chu worry 'bout a thing.



To Be Continued